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Album: "The Simpsons Sing The Blues"
Cantado por: Bart Simpson
Breve comentario:
La segunda canción insignia del disco, no tan contagiosa como "Do The Bartman", pero ciertamente no es una mala canción . letra brillante y bien cantada.
| Homero: |
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Bart!
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| Marge: |
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Go to your
room.
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| Bart: |
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Yeah,
right. Well, you're damned if you do, (What are we
talking about?) Well, you're damned if you
do, (Where's your sense of humor?) Well, you're
damned if you do, And you're damned if you
don't.
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| Homero: |
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Bart!
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| Bart: |
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Let me start
at the start, then take it away. My name is Simpson,
Bartholemew J. That's Bart, with an art, and a
capital B, Then Simp, plus S-O-N, that's
me! Introductions aside, let's move right
along, You can all sing along at the sound of the
gong. Once upon a time, about a week ago, All of a
sudden, trouble started to grow. Alarm was buzzin', I
was snoozin', S'posed to get up now, but I was
refusin' To let reality become an
intrusion, 'Cause in dreamy-dream land, I was
cruisin'. But the buzz kept buzzin', my head kept
buzzin'. Gave the radio a throw, and heard an
explosion.
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| Homero: |
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D'oh!
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| Bart: |
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Opened up my
eyes, and to my surprise, There stood Homer, and his
temperature rise. I was chillin', he was
yellin', Face all distorted, 'cause he was
propellin'. It wasn't what he said, but more of his
tone, The usual jive, put your nose to the
grindstone. I said "I'm real sorry" but that didn't
cut it, I started to protest, but Dad
said:
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| Homero: |
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Shut
it. Get up. Mow the lawn. Move it. On the
double. 'Cause if you don't, you're in deep, deep
trouble.
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| Coro: |
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Trouble. Deep, deep trouble. Run into
trouble.
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| Bart: |
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Where's your
sense of humor, man?
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| Coro: |
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Deep, deep
trouble. And they go a little some kind
this.
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| Bart: |
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So I'm in the
front yard, mowin' like crazy, Sweatin' like a pig
and the sun is blazing. Homer's in the driveway,
getting in the car, With Mom and Lisa, hope they're
going real far. Then Dad yells:
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| Homero: |
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Bart!
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| Bart: |
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And I go
Yo! He goes:
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| Homero: |
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You done
yet?
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| Bart: |
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And I go
No. So he goes:
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| Homero: |
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Oh! You're
too slow.
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| Bart: |
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So I step on
the gas, to speed up the mow. Didn't see that
sprinkler underneath that tree, Wham! Ccchhh! Pssshh!
Raining on me! I go Whoa, Homer
goes:
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| Homero: |
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D'oh! Now
you can't go to the boatshow.
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| Bart: |
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This is my
thanks after working my butt off? Homer revs the
motor and they all start to putt off. Soaked to the
bone, standing in a puddle, No-one needs to tell me
I'm in deep, deep trouble.
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| Coro: |
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Trouble.
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| Marge: |
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Go to your
room.
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| Homero: |
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Bart!
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| Bart: |
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Yeah,
right.
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| Marge: |
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Go to your
room.
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| Coro: |
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Deep, deep
trouble.
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| Marge: |
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Go to your
room.
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| Homero: |
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Bart!
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| Bart: |
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Oh, gimme a
break.
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| Coro: |
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The young
begins the trouble.
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| Bart: |
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Well, you're
damned if you do, I know the answer. Well, you're
damned if you do,
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| Coro: |
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Deep, deep
trouble.
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| Bart: |
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Well, you're
damned if you do, And you're damned if you
don't. Year, right.
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| Homero: |
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D'oh!
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| Bart: |
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As soon as
they're gone, I'm stretched on the lawn, Lookin' at
the sky with my sunshades on. Now I've never ever
claimed that I was a smarty, But inspiration hits me,
let's have a party! Called up my posse, they were
here in a flash, They brought all their pals, we
started to thrash. There was romping and stomping, an
occasional crash, A fist fight or two, and Nintendo
for cash. We raided the fridge, dogs raided the
trash, I got a little worried when the windows got
smashed. The next thing you know, Mom and Dad are
home, The kids disappear and I'm all
alone. Everything's silent except for my moan, And
the low, bluesy tone of a saxophone. They look at me,
then they go into a huddle. Get this sinking
sensation I'm in deep, deep
trouble.
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| Coro: |
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Trouble.
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| Homero: |
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D'oh!
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| Marge: |
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Oh.
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| Homero: |
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Bart!
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| Bart: |
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Oh, gimme a
break.
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| Coro: |
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Deep, deep
trouble.
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| Homero: |
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Hey. What is
this? D'oh!
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| Coro: |
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Don't keep
trouble.
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| Marge: |
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Go to your
room.
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| Lisa: |
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Oh
yeah.
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| Marge: |
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Bart, go to
your room.
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| Homero: |
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D'oh!
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| Coro: |
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Deep, deep
trouble.
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| Marge: |
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Go to your
room.
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| Bart: |
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Okey,
dokey.
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| Homero: |
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Bart!
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| Bart: |
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There's a
little epilogue to my tale of sadness. I was dragged
down the street by his Royal Dadness. We rounded the
corner and came to a stop, Threw me inside Jake's
Barber Shop. I said, Please sir, just a little off
the top. Dude shaved me bare, gave me a
lollipop. So on my head, there's nothing but
stubble. Man, I hate being in deep, deep
trouble.
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| Coro: |
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Trouble.
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| Bart: |
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Well, you're
damned if you do,
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| Coro: |
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Trouble!
Trouble!
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| Bart: |
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Well, you're
damned if you do,
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| Coro: |
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Deep, deep
trouble.
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| Bart: |
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Well, you're
damned if you do, And you're damned if you
don't.
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| Coro: |
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Nothing but
trouble.
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| Bart: |
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Aw, come on,
man. Well, you're damned if you do, (What are we
talking about?) Well, you're damned if you
do,
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| Coro: |
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Deep, deep
trouble.
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| Bart: |
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(Where's your
sense of humor?) Well, you're damned if you do, and
you're damned if you don't.
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| Coro: |
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Trouble. Deep, deep
trouble.
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| Bart: |
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Ha ha ha ha
ha.
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| Coro: |
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Deep, deep
trouble.
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