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04 - I Just Can't Help Myself

Album: "The Yellow Album"

Cantado por: Bart, Lisa, y Homer Simpson

Breve comentario: Esta canción con multiples versos es cantada por varios miembros de la familia (debería haber sido con Marge únicamente) habla acerca de lo que a ellos les gusta hacer.

Coro: I just can't help myself. (×4)
Go, go, go, go, (×4)
I just can't help myself!

Bart: There I go, here I go, where I go -- I don't know.
I just can't help myself, so
Why do I do, what I do, when I do,
Well I can't say so, or I just don't know.
Boys will be boys and what they usually say,
That's the how and the why, that I act this way.
That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme,
That ain't no crime, so it's makin' up time.
Let's do, I know, it's some cosmic force
Cause in my mind, you go, just way out of course
To another dimension, not only of site and sound,
But of being a clown.
Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat,
Or a loud mouth brat, well, I am all that!
So if you ask me, why I'm always in such a mess,
Well, ha -- I just can't help myself!

Coro: Can't help me, I just can't help myself. (×4)
Go, go, go, go, (×4)
I just can't help myself!
I just can't help myself!

Lisa: Very great lady once said it right:
A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bite, haha!
There I go again, sister know it all,
No friends at all, cause I make them crawl.
I can't help showing off, all that I know
Of the what's I can do, or the where's I can go.
I know, it's makes the family very uptight,
I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night.
I'm probably don't belong here,
I'm certainly till wrong here,
Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare.
I see myself being born, Mom and Dad are there,
But it's not Marge and it's not Homer!
Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner.
I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelf.
I know, I shouldn't think it, but... I just can't help myself!

Coro: Can't help me, I just can't help myself. (×4)
I just can't help myself. (×4)
Go, go, go, go, (×4)
I just can't help myself! (×4)

Homero: Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing,
It's sort of like music, but you don't have to sing.
You got none of the work, and all of the fun,
Like a low cal donut or a fat-free bun.
By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack,
Just piece of sandwich or a Cold Six Pack.
A big pack of pork rings -- that couldn't hurt,
Then cake for dessert, to keep my mind alert.
Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap,
I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap.
Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner,
I wouldn't wanna sleep to a roast beef dinner.
Roast beef with gravy and potatoes,
Hot rolls and butter, lettuce and tomatoes.
I know, I shouldn't eat it, I gotta keep my health,
But what the hey -- I can't help myself!

Coro: Can't help me, I just can't help myself. (×4)
Go, go, go, go, (×20)
I just can't help myself! (×12)

 

Letra

Bart: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Coro: Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.
If you wanna be happy.
Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.

Bart: Ladies and gentlemen, hello, it's Bart again.
Here to mention rules that I'd like to recommend,
'Cause like it or lump it, this is Simpson style,
And this I demand -- don't touch that dial.
I got your attention, so you'd better listen up,
Dance if you must, but please don't interrupt,
'Cause the singing I'm slayin' comes straight from the heart,
I called this little song "The Ten Commandments Of Bart".

Coro: Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.
If you wanna be happy.
Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.

Bart: Let us begin with commandment number ten:
Thou shall be sure to shake your big rear end.
Shake it for your mama, and shake it for when
You wanna party-hearty and get down in the den.
Getting funky in the rumpus room be kinda hip,
You bring the chips, I'll bring the bean dip.
By this, I mean shake your bootius maximus
Make everybody happy, give them satisfactimus.

Now comes a time for commandment number nine,
Goes something like this: thou shall always make rhymes.
'Cause rhyming is a way, man, to make your own news,
Better than CNN, better than Family Values.
Don't get me misconstrued, I'm not tryin' to be crude,
But a bad attitude will put you in a good mood.
It ain't true that our culture's in a decline,
Just listen to the super-fine, spine-shaking bass line.
Now you're itchin' and twitchin' to this mucho bewitchin',
The hip-hop tune that I'm presently hatchin',
Hold on to your hats, because here comes some scratchin'.
Who did that?

Let's cruise, shall we now, to commandment number eight,
Goes exactly like this: thou shall procrastinate.
Put another way, this means you must be late,
Whenever you can, make everybody wait.
When homework is due, don't give in to fate,
But do say: teacher, guess what the dog ate!
Krabappel: Bart!
Bart: Of all the commandments, none can be greater,
If you want more details, come back later.

Coro: Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.
If you wanna be happy.
Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.

Bart: Moving right along, here's commandment number seven.
Thou shall go wild, 'cause you'll never get to heaven.
You don't say No, you do say Yo,
You hear bad songs, turn up on the radio.
Then, when you're dead, Fred, where you gonna go?
You're going down low, where the rocks grow.
The whole scene looks like a heavy metal video,
Except no guitars, 'cause, wouldn't ya know,
It's well down in hell except -- good ever plays the banjo.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Next up here is commandment number six,
Goes like this: thou shall dance like lunatics.
Try to get movin' and shakin' and groovin'
And hoppin' and moppin' and flippity-floppin'.
Hey, what happened? Beat box is broke.
Maggie, come here quick, I'm starting to choke.
Come on girl, here's the deal, I'm really stuckin',
I need your help, so Maggie please start suckin'!
Oh yeah, that's it, that's what I require,
An inspired baby sister with an ultra-hip pacifier.

And now we arrive to commandment number five.
Short and sweet: thou shall be alive.
Take off your pants, strut around in the nude,
If somebody sees you, say "What's happening, dude?"

Oh yeah, now we're starting to soar,
The countdown continues: commandment number four.
I say into you: thou shall slam the door,
Wake up the neighbours, that's what it's for.
Slam it again and slam it some more,
Now you got a beat that never happened before.

Coro: Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.
If you wanna be happy.
Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.

Bart: Which brings our song to commandment number three:
Thou shall question authority.
'Cause authority hates curiosity,
Which leads straight to originality.
From there, my friends, it's spontaneity,
And the downward spots straight to mockery.
Then a hop and a skip to mutiny,
Then mutiny leads to anarchy,
Then eee...
Homero: Bart! Knock it off! Turn it down!

Bart: Okay, okay, here's commandment number two:
Thou shall do exactly what you wanna do.
Get a tattoo, eat a honeydew,
Raid a taboo, paint your head blue.
If you're bald, go buy a toupee;
If you're starved, go eat a souffle;
If you're crazy, get on a subway;
If you're bored, dance on a freeway.
If you're sexy, put on a negligee --
'Cause this is what I have to say.
Hurray for horseplay, gotta have horseplay,
Besides that, man, eh, what the hey.

And now, at last, it's commandment number one.
Put quite simply: thou shall have fun!

Coro: Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.
If you wanna be happy.
Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.
Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.
If you wanna be happy.
Thou shall have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, thou shall have fun.
Thou shall have fun.
Lisa: That was pretty cool, huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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